Alten’s romantic comedy, Dog Training the American Male (originally written under the pen name L.A. Knight), has been re-released as an e-book under Alten’s real name.
Sometime in March, you may be in your local theater watching movie previews when a 70-foot, 100,000-pound prehistoric great white shark appears on screen with Jason Statham, Ruby Rose and a star-studded international cast. The Meg (Warner Bros, Aug. 10 release) is an adaptation from thriller author Steve Alten’s bestselling MEG series – MEG being short for megalodon, the most fearsome predator ever to inhabit the planet. The sixth novel in the series, MEG: Generations is being pre-sold at www.SteveAlten.com, but the novel that has garnered the author’s best reviews to date involves another animal.
Dog Training the American Male is a laugh-out-loud rom-com, written by Alten several years ago under the pen name L.A. Knight. The story centers on Nancy Beach, a relationship guru and radio talk show host whose relationships and ratings are in the toilet – until she discovers the dog training lessons used on her live-in boyfriend’s German shepherd actually work just as well on men.
Alten says the concept for the story came to him during a heated discussion with his wife, who accused him of never listening. When his German shepherd wandered across the battlefront with her shoe in its mouth, Alten’s spouse yelled several commands at the dog, who immediately dropped the shoe and went into its crate. How had the dog understood his wife’s commands while Alten always seemed to misinterpret everything his spouse said? The author realized the dog understood because it had been trained.
”Women are far more complex thinkers. They don’t want their problems fixed; they want the emotional satisfaction of knowing that we know what they are dealing with. Conversely, Man and Dog are best friends for a reason – we’re simple-minded creatures who prefer the reward system. Give us food, sex and a couch to nap on and sure, we’ll go shopping and faux paint the bathroom, no problem.”
Thus began a social experiment that led to one of the funniest books you’ll ever read. With the MEG movie fast approaching, Alten and his publisher decided to release a new e-book edition of Dog Training the American Male under his real name (no one had heard of L.A. Knight – those who read the book thought L.A. was actually a woman).
For more information, please visit www.SteveAlten.com.
Dog Training the American Male
Kindle version under Steve Alten’s name available from Amazon.com
Available from www.SteveAlten.com
Kirkus: “The prose flows like a jocular babbling brook. More impressively, the central characters transcend their stock roles and grow into legitimately compelling subjects. Incident by unlikely incident, we are pulled deeper into their lives until it is their fates (not merely their quips) that keep us turning the pages. Knight is a naturally comic writer; what is more, she is a talented storyteller. A lighthearted work with well-drawn characters and genuine laughs.”
Ashley Uzer, Galore Magazine: “Dog training your man may sound psycho and controlling, but it’s honestly kind of genius. It means better communication, that you and your man will both get what you want, and fewer fights! If that’s not a win, I don’t know what is. Now go tell your man to fetch you a stick or something.”
Laysha Duran, Manhattan with a Twist: “Laugh-out-loud funny! Dog Training the American Male will have you in stitches.”
Tom Mayer, Mountain Times News: “A riotous romp through relationships of the young, the old and the restless.”
Pop, Bop, Shop: “Compulsively readable. Even in moments where I felt like ‘I saw that coming!’ I still wanted to read the next chapter. I could easily see this story being adapted for the big screen. If you are looking for a book to bring on your holiday travels, this one is definitely entertaining!”
Have Fog Blog, will Travel: “A love triangle of the hilarious kind.”